Five Things You Didn't Know and Probably Don't Want To Know About Steve

THE STEVE

Innocent Looking, Huh?
Well Read On.

1)  Accidentally  washed  his hair with dog shampoo.  Yes he did.  Once.  Long time ago.  REFUSES  to talk about it.

2)  Caught his shoes on fire and didn't say anything while they were burning.  Yes he did.  Once.  Long time ago.  Happened during a visit from the deacons from our church. REFUSES  to talk about it.

3)  Accidentally went into the ladies' bathroom at a hospital.  Did his business.  Was clueless until someone told him.  Yes he did.  Once.  Not so long ago.  REFUSES  to talk about it.

4)  Has weird feet.  Stepped on a Dr Scholl's  Foot Pad Machine WITHOUT  shoes on.  It told him 3 times to remove his shoes.  Yes he did.   Long time ago. REFUSES to talk about it.

5)  Has a dream of owning an alpaca.  One.  When asked why....his response... "Because they look cool".  Yes he does.   Long time now.  ALWAYS talks about it.


Yes.. all of this happened.  
He is one of a kind.
AND
He's all mine.  I am blessed.



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